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「Seriously? Am I really an idiot?」
Congratulations! You are not even in the category of humans! You have tested as the a-million-years-rare [IMSB] (Chinese swear acronym for idiot) personality. In the brain of an IMSB personality live two ultimate warriors fighting to the death: one is called "I'm f*cking charging in!", and the other is called "I am a total idiot!". When an IMSB faces someone they have a crush on, the former will say: "Charge! Go ask for their WeChat! Ask them out for a meal! Say your love out loud!" The latter follows up: "Why would they ever like you? You'll just humiliate yourself if you go!" The final result: Staring at the person's back until they disappear, then pulling out a phone to search "how to overcome social anxiety." IMSB is not truly stupid; it's just that your inner drama might be longer than all Marvel Universe movies combined.
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